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Draiks
"Oh, dude. I feel so goth with my skull face, black lion mane, and NC Mall Gingerbread wings. I could totally take on the man. You know what I mean?THE MAN."
Hey, hey uhm... do.. do you need some help with your family situation? Should.. should I call Neopet Protection Services? Seriously, kid. Here's my number. Just.. call me when you're ready to get away from your crazy owner.
"I am evil. Muhahaha. Care to vote? and see clear image on petpage?" This looks NOTHING like a darigan draik. How did I know it was a darigan draik and not just a really sick orange draik? Go to their petpage for extra lulz.
 This looks NOTHING like a draik, or a hissi, or a Neopet. It doesn't even look like an Eastern Dragon, really. But it does seem to make you a Special Snowflake.
Okay kid, either you want to be a fairy techo or a draik. You can't have it both ways. :|

Krawks
OH. MY. GOD. This has EVERYTHING an animu sparklepet should have. EVERYTHING. Bask in its glory! Bask, I say! For added, "wow, do you watch anything other than anime", visit the petpage. Special snowflake right here. Do have to give the artist props though, they can at least do non-sparkle stuff like forestry..


Lupes
I ... what?
80s hair. Oh god.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO GO ON THE SHORT BUS, MOMMY :( Anime derp on the petpage
This would almost be cool if it wasn't a lupe. :|
Animu derp.
 If this were on DA, it would be torn apart on anti_sparkledog
DERP DERP DERP WHAT YOU SAY wait, too soon
CRAWLING IN MY FUUUUR
Adding a neon color to black and white does not a good palette make. BONUS leopard spots and skull accessory!

"So, so guys, I had this GREAT idea for a Neopet.. you know that pretentious glasses guy in anime? Why not make that a dog, and add emo stripes to up the pretentiousness? We'll be in the scene in no time!"
It's a semi-realistic pirate wolf. WHAT COULD GO WRONG.
That is not an anthro, kids. That is some sort of... candy stealing... soul stealer. oh god the eyes


YEAAAAH IN B4 they're kids, how could you!!1

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dangercrow
Jan. 1st, 2010 12:45 am (UTC)
oh oh oh dude dude dude, for future posts, post the link to the image, so that it may be laughed at by future generations, not disappear once the bc ends
or upload to tinypic or iaza or w/e so everyone can see the trainwrecks

i say this because i love backlurking on communities like this
robotlizards
Jan. 1st, 2010 12:53 am (UTC)
IA
nachtgrimm
Jan. 1st, 2010 01:07 am (UTC)
I'm thinking we do something weekly, and save only the choicest WTFs for future reference
hollowzero
Jan. 1st, 2010 12:15 pm (UTC)
Holy shit I love this post

And we all know not all these BCers are kids
duster
Jan. 1st, 2010 08:51 pm (UTC)
The last part of your state is what frightens me.
duster
Jan. 1st, 2010 08:51 pm (UTC)
*statement. I can't fucking type.
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